The greatest television theme song and opening credits sequence has been ruined–ruined!–with the following remake, to match the new version of the show:
Compare that processed, digitized, lump o' donkey dung to the awesome, kick-ass perfection of the original:
Book 'em, Danno, for murdering the most totally awesome TV music ever.
It's fucking Hawaii Five-0, goddamnit! The theme song has to kick ass! The new tune makes it sound like CSI: Honolulu.
Now excuse me while I watch another part of my childhood crawl off to die.