Comments on: Hide the Children: A Tour of Bookfraud’s Brain

By: bookfraud

bookfraud — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:00:46 +0000

bakannal: pretty sure they’re bed bugs. if not, i’m going to kill myself over the wasted labor of the past six months.

phoenix: thanks for the support. i need drugs, copious amounts of them.

By: thephoenixnyc

thephoenixnyc — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:43:08 +0000

Oh Book. I am quite sorry for all these ongoing troubles.

Perhaps an answer to your problem with showing us your brain on drugs.

By: thephoenixnyc

thephoenixnyc — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:43:08 +0000

Oh Book. I am quite sorry for all these ongoing troubles.

Perhaps an answer to your problem with showing us your brain on drugs.

By: bakannal

bakannal — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:30:57 +0000

jesus! u sure dem tings are still bed bugs?

By: bookfraud

bookfraud — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:03:53 +0000

the only update is that we’ve thrown away our bed, couch, baby’s crib, and will soon depart with the dining room table, while treating the place with the following chemicals: prometherin, bedlam, steri-fab, phantom, dimetaneous earth, eco-spray, and delta dust. all our clothes and belongings are in garbage bags. we spray and steam and vacuum every day.

we’re still getting bitten.

try the three-day-old sausage instead.

By: fringes

fringes — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:40:45 +0000

Did I miss the bedbug update?

I love Shoney’s breakfast buffet, by the way. Three-day-old eggs aside…