THIS WEEK IN LITERARY HISTORY

After his wife Vera rescues a manuscript from a fire,Vladimir Nabokov decides to call his work Lolita,changing it from his initial title,Humbert Does Dolores.

Earworms

Gay + Limbs + Ass + Steal + Dead = Adults Only

Online Dating

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
• gay (17x)
• hell (9x)
• ass (8x)
• crap (7x)
• pain (6x)
• steal (5x)
• dead (3x)
• hurt (2x)
• limbs (1x)

I don’t know why “gay”constitutes an adult rating for my blog —after all,“gay”means “having or showing a merry,lively mood.”

“Hell”is mentioned in great literature. So is “ass,”“pain,”“steal,”“dead,”“hurt,”and “limbs.”(“Limbs”is a dirty word?) “Crap”I have no excuse for.

Perhaps it was when I called Thomas the Tank Engine a “fuck ass,suck ass piece of shit.”

 

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