THIS WEEK IN LITERARY HISTORY

Thomas Hardy gets wasted, sells his wife and child, and thinks, "This is an awesome idea for a novel."

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Gay + Limbs + Ass + Steal + Dead = Adults Only

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This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
• gay (17x)
• hell (9x)
• ass (8x)
• crap (7x)
• pain (6x)
• steal (5x)
• dead (3x)
• hurt (2x)
• limbs (1x)

I don’t know why “gay” constitutes an adult rating for my blog — after all, “gay” means “having or showing a merry, lively mood.”

“Hell” is mentioned in great literature. So is “ass,” “pain,” “steal,” “dead,” “hurt,” and “limbs.” (“Limbs” is a dirty word?) “Crap” I have no excuse for.

Perhaps it was when I called Thomas the Tank Engine a “fuck ass, suck ass piece of shit.”

 

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