Joshua Bell Gay. Why are so many of you obsessed with this, this Joshua Bell Gay? I write a blog entry over a year ago about this talented fiddler with the phrase, “tell Wife you’re gay, even though you’re not” and a year later, this entry still gets plenty hits from people Googling “Joshua bell gay.”
From the U.S., Europe, Asia, the Middle East, South America. Why? Are you gay and want to know if he’s available? Are you a woman who wants to marry Joshua Bell? Are you a jealous husband who wants to crush your spouse’s hopes forever of divorcing you and running off with Mr. Bell and his “Strad”?
I don’t know if Joshua Bell is gay, and I don’t care. You won’t find the answer to your query here. Despite all the many new “viewers” Bookfraud has gotten from people doing a search with the phrase “joshua bell gay,” there is no information here on this. Or “Joshua bell straight,” either.
The most frequent search term that lands people here is not “bookfraud brilliant or “great writer” or “why hasn’t bookfraud been published and gotten millions of dollars?” It’s you-know-what. It’s not “Tchaikovsky gay” or “Horowitz gay,” even though I’ve written about these two musical geniuses, and who were certainly homosexual.
In fact, nobody Googles “Itzhak Perlman gay” or “Sarah Chang gay” or “Jascha Heifetz gay” or “Paganini gay.” What gives?
Also, there seems to be a lot of people who are looking for Padma Lakshmi’s picture. There must be a lack of photographs for Ms. Lakshmi, whose tenuous connection to this space is that she is bethrothed to Salman Rushdie, perhaps the greatest writer in English these days. OK, here she is, with Salman, again proving that despite all the death threats, he’s the luckiest man in the world:
A lot of people visited this space after my entry on the Cubs was posted on a few baseball blogs (though, given the number of comments, you wouldn’t have known it). Long after the interest over the Cubs fades, though, you’ll get people who will come via searching the Internet for “Joshua Bell Gay.”
Please let me know why you’re doing this. You know who you are. Not that there’s anything wrong.
“Comments are wlecome dzammit” Sheesh, no kidding, they are still welcome on the blogs of your old friends pal.
And consider yourself lucky. Half my “search” hits come from a place called http://www.penissizelinks.com
And I can’t find any reason WHY!!!
“Comments are wlecome dzammit” Sheesh, no kidding, they are still welcome on the blogs of your old friends pal.
And consider yourself lucky. Half my “search” hits come from a place called http://www.penissizelinks.com
And I can’t find any reason WHY!!!
“Comments are wlecome dzammit” Sheesh, no kidding, they are still welcome on the blogs of your old friends pal.
And consider yourself lucky. Half my “search” hits come from a place called http://www.penissizelinks.com
And I can’t find any reason WHY!!!
Hey book, I need your advice on some book/publishing issues. Can you email me at thephoenixnyc@hotmail.com?
Thanks.
M
Hey book, I need your advice on some book/publishing issues. Can you email me at thephoenixnyc@hotmail.com?
Thanks.
M
Hey book, I need your advice on some book/publishing issues. Can you email me at thephoenixnyc@hotmail.com?
Thanks.
M
Darling, how ARE you? I would have sent you a postcard from Martinique if you weren’t so tight-lipped about your secret identity.
Darling, how ARE you? I would have sent you a postcard from Martinique if you weren’t so tight-lipped about your secret identity.
Darling, how ARE you? I would have sent you a postcard from Martinique if you weren’t so tight-lipped about your secret identity.
I feel compelled to search “Joshua Bell Gay” just so I can get to your site.
Horowitz was gay? I had no idea.
I feel compelled to search “Joshua Bell Gay” just so I can get to your site.
Horowitz was gay? I had no idea.
I feel compelled to search “Joshua Bell Gay” just so I can get to your site.
Horowitz was gay? I had no idea.
hahaha, I’m one of the idiots you were railing against who only got to your blog because I googled “Joshua Bell Gay”! I am sheepish and loath to admit it but . .there it is.
My story is this: I only just heard of “JB” and, upon reading his Wiki entry, I hit upon the key words of 40 and single. My gay-dar went PING and I headed off to google to see if he was hiding in the same closet as Anderson Cooper. So this was all a vain and silly attempt to validate to wonky gaydar.
However, that all said, I read your other blog entries and thoroughly enjoyed them so I’ll be back! And I have learned the great lesson that, if I should ever start my own blog, I’m going to have to remember to write entires about Joshua Bell and Padma Lakshmi. =)
hahaha, I’m one of the idiots you were railing against who only got to your blog because I googled “Joshua Bell Gay”! I am sheepish and loath to admit it but . .there it is.
My story is this: I only just heard of “JB” and, upon reading his Wiki entry, I hit upon the key words of 40 and single. My gay-dar went PING and I headed off to google to see if he was hiding in the same closet as Anderson Cooper. So this was all a vain and silly attempt to validate to wonky gaydar.
However, that all said, I read your other blog entries and thoroughly enjoyed them so I’ll be back! And I have learned the great lesson that, if I should ever start my own blog, I’m going to have to remember to write entires about Joshua Bell and Padma Lakshmi. =)
hahaha, I’m one of the idiots you were railing against who only got to your blog because I googled “Joshua Bell Gay”! I am sheepish and loath to admit it but . .there it is.
My story is this: I only just heard of “JB” and, upon reading his Wiki entry, I hit upon the key words of 40 and single. My gay-dar went PING and I headed off to google to see if he was hiding in the same closet as Anderson Cooper. So this was all a vain and silly attempt to validate to wonky gaydar.
However, that all said, I read your other blog entries and thoroughly enjoyed them so I’ll be back! And I have learned the great lesson that, if I should ever start my own blog, I’m going to have to remember to write entires about Joshua Bell and Padma Lakshmi. =)
He’s bisexual.
He sleeps with almost all his students