Bookfraud is out on vacation until sometime in 2007. He has no access to e-mail, the Internet, computers, cell phones, telephones, cable TV, radio, newspapers, postcards, letters, pen, paper, or language. He will be unable to answer your inquiries until he returns, though he probably won’t.
If your request is in the matter of “writing” or “publishing,” please contact his “agent,” whose name is not “Murray,” “Ira,” or “Morty.” Do not contact said agent unless you are prepared to hand over a six-figure check or a Porsche.
If your request has to do with his job, just go to hell.
If your request has to do with this blog, feel free to make comments, but don’t expect a reply. If you are one of those jerkoffs who has been periodically spamming the comments section with gibberish in Italian, scopata voi stessi. (I think.)
If your matter is urgent, you have come to the wrong place.
Happy Holidays.
BF
Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays
Geez, even I had access to pen and paper, and I even managed to not use said pen to stab any annoying relatives. Good times.
Enjoy your off time!
Geez, even I had access to pen and paper, and I even managed to not use said pen to stab any annoying relatives. Good times.
Enjoy your off time!
Geez, even I had access to pen and paper, and I even managed to not use said pen to stab any annoying relatives. Good times.
Enjoy your off time!
I’ll miss you, BF. Come home soon. Happy Holidays.
CP.
I’ll miss you, BF. Come home soon. Happy Holidays.
CP.
I’ll miss you, BF. Come home soon. Happy Holidays.
CP.
Bookfraud, I’m detecting a little bit of hostility in this post. Would you like to talk about that?
Bookfraud, I’m detecting a little bit of hostility in this post. Would you like to talk about that?
Bookfraud, I’m detecting a little bit of hostility in this post. Would you like to talk about that?