THIS WEEK IN LITERARY HISTORY

After his wife Vera rescues a manuscript from a fire,Vladimir Nabokov decides to call his work Lolita,changing it from his initial title,Humbert Does Dolores.

Earworms

High Five

I have five short stories in various stages of completion. A couple are a mess,two are looking OK,and only one is ready for prime time.

I thus find myself in a rare,wonderful,and distressing predicament —what the hell comes next? There was a time when I would work on a single story (or novel),work on it until I sweat blood and could not stand it,until I had polished and polished and polished to a high sheen,then collapsed in disgust and anger and the crap that had resulted.

For many reasons,at present,there are five things on my plate. Five fingers on the hand. Five freaks a’trippin’. Five reasons not to procrastinate.

As my novel grows mold upon editors’desks,I have busied myself with the short form,something I have not mastered despite my best efforts. Now,here’s what I don’t understand:many writers do this all the time.

I know one freak who seems to publish a new short story a week (if reading this,you know who you are);he is renown among friends for his work ethic (among other things). I admire his work and his work ethic,though it escapes me how he does it.

Perhaps he’s the bastard child of Joyce Carol Oates and Isaac Asimov,two scribblers known for their prodigious output. Perhaps he’s cloned,or has an evil writing twin,or is so hyped on sugar that he can write while sleeping.


Five young men

If writing is rewriting,I’m doing some serious writing though with every rewrite I feel like I’m doing a moonwalk;i.e.,going backwards. (This must have something with
my present circumstances
,I tell myself.) I am going to submit all five of these buggers. I promise.

I just don’t know when.

 

15 comments to High Five

  • Hmmm,it appears that the “OLD BF”is on his way back :o )

  • Hmmm,it appears that the “OLD BF”is on his way back :o )

  • Hmmm,it appears that the “OLD BF”is on his way back :o )

  • Glad to see you busy!

  • my wife is addicted to jco.

    i dunno.

  • Glad to see you busy!

  • Glad to see you busy!

  • my wife is addicted to jco.

    i dunno.

  • my wife is addicted to jco.

    i dunno.

  • michelle:maybe the old bookfraud is coming back,albeit slowly. next step:start visiting other blogs,in the spirit of this whole endeavor,and,also,to enjoy other’s thoughts. novel concept.

    collin:thanks for the props,dude. i’ll be visiting soon.

    ty:i don’t know what shocks me more —your wife’s addiction to joyce carol oates or that you have a wife. not that you’re not marriage material…

  • michelle:maybe the old bookfraud is coming back,albeit slowly. next step:start visiting other blogs,in the spirit of this whole endeavor,and,also,to enjoy other’s thoughts. novel concept.

    collin:thanks for the props,dude. i’ll be visiting soon.

    ty:i don’t know what shocks me more —your wife’s addiction to joyce carol oates or that you have a wife. not that you’re not marriage material…

  • michelle:maybe the old bookfraud is coming back,albeit slowly. next step:start visiting other blogs,in the spirit of this whole endeavor,and,also,to enjoy other’s thoughts. novel concept.

    collin:thanks for the props,dude. i’ll be visiting soon.

    ty:i don’t know what shocks me more —your wife’s addiction to joyce carol oates or that you have a wife. not that you’re not marriage material…

  • Kerouaced

    Write it and they will come…or something like that…

  • Kerouaced

    Write it and they will come…or something like that…

  • Kerouaced

    Write it and they will come…or something like that…

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