glitzy: sad to say, I have not met Jackie Chan, even as it remains my goal in life. the autograph involves a T-shirt, a gift, miscommunication, lots of grief.

if you haven’t seen any jackie flicks, i’d start with something else besides Winners and Sinners. Police Story is probably my fave.

michelle: they have entire nights devoted to jackie? i’m moving.

beesknees: i like your idea of “jackie theory.” kind of like professor of hitler studies in “White Noise.” someone else suggested i name the post “Portrait of the Arist as a Young Chan,” which has a nice ring to it.

I’d make a lousy academic. too busy blogging and other similar endeavors.

Oh and yeah… eblogger has been wicked slow lately…

blogger is being a bastard with comments! Its not you BF

Thank for the Chantastic insight. I’ve been thinking about this writing thing the wrong way. Instead of upping the ante in relation to stunts, I’ve been considering it in relation to drinking.

This leads me to write something more disastrously embarrassing each time I go at it.

If I were to go for the whole ballet of gracefuless and agility via Jackie then I could write…..

Nah, I’ll stick to the disasters. It’s my angle.

Great entry. I loved the punchline paragraph.