There comes a time in every blogger’s life that he or she will resort to cheap tricks or submit to laziness rather than work hard, and submit a blog that’s crap anyway. This is such a post.
I am semi-obsessed with Dante’s Inferno. You have sinners munching on the back of other’s heads, tears freezing in eyesockets, popes and politicians tasting firery damnation, demon dogs, Satan doing a non-stop mastication on Judas, Cassius, and Brutus — what more could you want?
I’ve always speculated that I would probably find myself either in Limbo (ha) or just a few circles down (Lustful and Gluttonous). So when I found the following site, I was justifiably excited. As another person I’m obsessed with would say, It is the greatest online test of all time.
Much to my consternation, I was assigned to the Sixth Circle, the City of Dis. I was hoping I could at least make the Seventh Circle, but no, I’m just a mere heretic.
What I want to know is, where do unpublished novelists go? Or do they simply endure hell on earth?
Can’t wait to see where bloggers end up.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter:
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | High |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test
Ooh, I think I’m scared to take it. I’ve read Dante’s masterpiece only once, but it disturbed me slightly that the Inferno was by far the most interesting of the three parts. Does that say something about me, or about Dante?
omg. i have to hand it to you BF, you certainly are original
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You can’t honestly believe that i a “legal eagle” would really want to take that test? LOL..i know without even participating..i will be level 9!!!
Good shit.
And fitting, no less, considering that ‘Dante’ is the number one nickname for falaaming asskateers.
Fitting because of the ‘inferno’ part, of course.
Hmm… According to this test I will either go to Level 5 or Purgatory. It can’t seem to decide which. That’s kinda weird, no?
Either you’re living a pure life and will ascend to the pearly gates, or you have “lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life.” I imagine it depends on the answer to the question “Do you ‘hate’ a lot of people?”
Then again, it depends on the meaning of “a lot.” At least eight.
i’m at level 7 . . . . feels like heaven
Dante was a pussy.
All he ever said was, “but I’m not even supposed to be here today” and “you sucked 27 dicks?”
Same guy right?
Define hate.
Hate, as in “more than severely dislike,” or “if they were to die tomorrow, it would bring a smile to your face.”